This blog post is inspired by all the crap people have given him in blog posts. Here's another one.
1. Ok first of all what's up with you and getting another wife while burying your current one??? That's nasty, unethical, and just like... what was Addie nothing to you? And seriously ur marrying this person because she let u borrow two shovels... r u rlly that worthless (yea u are)... I mean common at least take her out to lunch before you declare her as your wife like sheesh.
2. Why you just be taking people's stuff like that... THEY'RE YOUR KIDS (except for Jewel but you don't know that) do you have no shame... see your kids WORKED for what they had - Cash saved up money because hes a legit carpenter (oh did I forget to mention HES LEGIT), Jewel secretly works at night to get his horse and he didn't even eat any of your hay, Dewey Dell... ok I'll give you credit for Dewey Dell because you didn't know she was trying to get an abortion... but common you even (arguably) took away a 5-year-old's dream of getting a toy train...
3. Why you be so hard-headed? Like everyone knows that part is way too flooded are you trying to get everyone killed? Like you send ur sons (except Jewel - I can see why Addie had that affair tho) to do the grunt work THOSE R UR CHILDREN do you not have paternal love (no you dont)??? Just borrow the Tull's horse "oh yea dude I don't wanna be using nobody I wanna do things myself" BOI you're literally using your children AND UR STILL DEPENDENT ON PEOPLE oh so that's why you had to get yourself a new wife, because if you don't you'll keep on having stupid ideas like putting cement on legs as a cast (seriously use some damn sticks its cheaper and why the cement like really...).
Ok imma tone this down a bit and give him what little credit he deserves:
1. Ok back then without all that technology and what not, it's hard to afford love in a marriage... like we take it for granted now but back then it's a lot more about survival... especially for country folk I guess. A wife is necessary to keep your farm going - got it. Still though...
2. Well if you didn't steal it they wouldn't have ever given it to you, and hence you can't buy your mules and you want your own mules because that's what Addie wanted.... wait hold up in the chapter Addie narrated she never said that...
3. Ok seriously you're trash if you have your kids do that and you don't help I mean Cash is limping like unless your like really weak you should at least help out... at least you didn't throw Vardaman down there...
4. Like I said in a comment on someone else's blog, Anse straight up triggers me, so if I sound especially pissed that's why. He's probably not as bad as I make him sound, but you know everyone's biased to some degree. I also apologize to Anse for being so rude but like really though common man...
I love this post! I especially like the idea of how he doesn't want Tull's team of mules/horses because he wants to do it himself. And then he proceeds to make his children do the work! Also remember that he has the no sweating disease when you're roasting him. I would say he needed "Women folk" for his farm to work if he intends to have more children, so maybe that's what he needs as his other children won't help anymore. Also remember Vardaman did get the bananas!
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DeleteOh man, this class I just a bunch of Anse-haters (lol but I'm one too so...). I love how everyone has their own opinions on WHY he's bad, though. And everyone having different reasons for hating Anse really shows he's pretty bad if like 10+ different complaints can be made about him. Also, I really liked the format of your post, it really emphasizes the points you are making. Gotta agree with you, Anse is a pretty frustrating guy
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